I’m 86 and my doctor used to tell me to slow down – at least he did until he dropped dead.
Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You’re not out of it until the computer says you’re out of it.
Medicine is my lawful wife and literature my mistress when I get tired of one, I spend the night with the other.
Doctors are just the same as lawyers the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity.
Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals.