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Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
I’d marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he’d be dead within a year.
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you’re in the wrong house, that’s what it means.
When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory.
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.