humor Quotes

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

A joke is a very serious thing.

Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It’s jolted by every pebble on the road.