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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
If you really want to make a friend, go to someone’s house and eat with him… the people who give you their food give you their heart.
Never order food in excess of your body weight.
I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.
You can tell alot about a fellow’s character by his way of eating jellybeans.