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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate.
If you’re going to America, bring your own food.
If you want to eat well in England, eat three breakfasts.
Gluttony is an emotional escape, a sign something is eating us.
More die in the United States of too much food than of too little.
Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner.
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
Cultivation to the mind is as necessary as food to the body.