Menu
Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner.
We may find in the long run that tinned food is a deadlier weapon than the machine-gun.
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul.
One should eat to live, not live to eat.
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate.
It’s okay to eat fish because they don’t have any feelings.
Animals are my friends… and I don’t eat my friends.