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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
When a fellow says, ‘It ain’t the money but the principle of the thing,’ it’s the money.
Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.
It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.