Quotes by Kathy Griffin

I don’t like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.

It is a challenge, with the global fame, to try to act like I put my pants on one leg at a time, when in fact I have Pippa Middleton help me put my pants on every morning. She’s my lady-in-waiting as well.

A lot of stars don’t have a sense of humor.

But if something funny happens, I can’t resist. I have to tell the people.

No, I love Montreal… I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me… I love the food there.

Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.

The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don’t know they are.

The great thing about celebrity culture is that they can’t seem to stop themselves from displaying their ridiculous behaviour. I feel it’s my job as a serious investigative journalist to witness all kinds of behaviour and then report back to the audience through the prism of my own anger and bitterness.