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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Humor is reason gone mad.
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book.
I’m leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it’s not raining.
All people are born alike – except Republicans and Democrats.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.