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What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.
I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems.
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.
Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes.
The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number.