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We’ll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.
Camping is nature’s way of promoting the motel business.
It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money.
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford.
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person’s plate.
Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula.
The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.