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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they’ve got a second.
Adversity causes some men to break others to break records.
I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
I am building a fire, and everyday I train, I add more fuel. At just the right moment, I light the match.
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.