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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.
Football is an incredible game. Sometimes it’s so incredible, it’s unbelievable.
The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.
I see great things in baseball. It’s our game – the American game.
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they’ve got a second.
Adversity causes some men to break others to break records.
I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.