What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive.
Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win.
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out.
Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can’t get you off.
Trying to sneak a fastball past Hank Aaron is like trying to sneak the sunrise past a rooster.