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I play in the low 80s. If it’s any hotter than that, I won’t play.
What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive.
Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don’t you?
Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win.
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out.
Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can’t get you off.
Trying to sneak a fastball past Hank Aaron is like trying to sneak the sunrise past a rooster.
Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
The only way to prove that you’re a good sport is to lose.