sports Quotes

I play in the low 80s. If it’s any hotter than that, I won’t play.

What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive.

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don’t you?

Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win.

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

Baseball is drama with an endless run and an ever-changing cast.

The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can’t improve your lie.

The integrity of the game is everything.

Hitting is timing. Pitching is upsetting timing.

Baseball life is a tough life on the family.