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We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
Bad politicians are sent to Washington by good people who don’t vote.
Tradition means giving votes to the most obscure of all classes, our ancestors. It is the democracy of the dead. Tradition refuses to submit to that arrogant oligarchy who merely happen to be walking around.
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle.
The darkest places in hell are reserved for those who maintain their neutrality in times of moral crisis.
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.
A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.