parenting Quotes

No one knows his true character until he has run out of gas, purchased something on the installment plan and raised an adolescent.

It’s a huge change for your body. You don’t even want to look in the mirror after you’ve had a baby, because your stomach is just hanging there like a Shar-Pei.

Parenthood and family come first for me, and when I’m not working I’m cool with the Teletubbies.

I’ve said it before, but it’s absolutely true: My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future.

Education, like neurosis, begins at home.

No fathers or mothers think their own children ugly.

What good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing for their babies is usually best after all.

Family involvement is a valuable thing and playing together actively can be the ’90s version of it. Instead of just watching, you can do it together… something we don’t spend enough time on. We can motivate and excite each other about fitness.

If you’re asking your kids to exercise, then you better do it, too. Practice what you preach.

Parenthood remains the greatest single preserve of the amateur.