medical Quotes

Flying back from New York, the flight attendant said ‘God, I wished you were here yesterday, we had a stroke on the plane. I said, if I have a stroke on a plane, I hope the pretend doctor isn’t the one on the plane. I want a real doctor.

The physician’s highest calling, his only calling, is to make sick people healthy – to heal, as it is termed.

Growing up, my dolls were doctors and on secret missions. I had Barbie Goes Rambo.

I’m by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I’ve seen it save a lot of people’s lives.

When a man goes through six years training to be a doctor he will never be the same. He knows too much.

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?

I’m strongly for a patient Bill of Rights. Decisions ought to be made by doctors, not accountants.

Mammograms are really sort of a gift. You can either catch something early or count your lucky stars because nothing was discovered. Either way, you’re ahead of the game.

If you look at the human condition today, not everyone is well fed, has access to good medical care, or the physical basics that provide for a healthy and a happy life.

Passion, you see, can be destroyed by a doctor. It cannot be created.