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Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife.
Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.
I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. First, let her think she’s having her own way. And second, let her have it.
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
If I get married, I want to be very married.
One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Where there’s marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.