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The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Marriage is like a cage one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside equally desperate to get out.
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married.
There’s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I’ll get married again.
If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.
There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture.
Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.