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An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren’t.
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you’d have a hell of a lot of overlapping.
A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn’t want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.
There were three of us in this marriage, so it was a bit crowded.
The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.
Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Marriage is like a cage one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside equally desperate to get out.
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married.