marriage Quotes

Marriage may be the closest thing to Heaven or Hell any of us will know on this earth.

Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.

Marriage should be a duet – when one sings, the other claps.

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

Love is often the fruit of marriage.

Marriage, a market which has nothing free but the entrance.

They dream in courtship, but in wedlock wake.

Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman.

Happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance.

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can’t decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.