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Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.
The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.
Whoever, fleeing marriage and the sorrows that women cause, does not wish to wed comes to a deadly old age.
There’s nothing like a good cheating song to make me want to run home to be with my wife.
The critical period of matrimony is breakfast-time.
Marriage is an exercise in torture.
The comfortable estate of widowhood is the only hope that keeps up a wife’s spirits.
Quarrels often arise in marriages when the bridal gifts are excessive.
Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.