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Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation.
There is, hidden or flaunted, a sword between the sexes till an entire marriage reconciles them.
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.
If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.
Whoever, fleeing marriage and the sorrows that women cause, does not wish to wed comes to a deadly old age.
There’s nothing like a good cheating song to make me want to run home to be with my wife.
The critical period of matrimony is breakfast-time.
Marriage is an exercise in torture.
The comfortable estate of widowhood is the only hope that keeps up a wife’s spirits.
Quarrels often arise in marriages when the bridal gifts are excessive.