marriage Quotes

I married beneath me, all women do.

I think it’s something that needs to be said – that there are interracial marriages out there, and the couples live happy lives, and there’s nothing wrong with it.

Why in almost all societies have married women specialized in bearing and rearing children and in certain agricultural activities, whereas married men have done most of the fighting and market work?

Marriage is a financial contract I have enough contracts already.

I am the most well-adjusted human being I know. I started out this investigation as a very happy man with a great career. I’ve got the life people dream about: I am rich, I am famous, I’ve got a fabulous marriage to an absolutely, spell-bindingly brilliant woman.

Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.

I’ve had two proposals since I’ve been a widow. I am a wonderful catch, you know. I have a lot of money.

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation.

There is, hidden or flaunted, a sword between the sexes till an entire marriage reconciles them.

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.