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My dad bought me a guitar and people would ask me to play.
I shouldn’t have got married. My dad told me. I was 35 and I got married. He said, ‘You’re too young to be married’. ‘What? I’m 35’. Said, ‘You’re far too young. You haven’t lived yet’. He was right, bless him, thanks, Dad.
My dad, he’s the rocker.
My dad got me a huge board when I was little. He loves to surf. He suited me up and sent me out on this huge wave. I went under, and when I came out and the board hit me in the face. So I said, I never wanted to do this again. I stayed away until I was 13.
My grandfather and my uncle both died from colorectal cancer, my dad almost died from it and I have the gene for it.
A father and two sons run Adelphia. It’s a cable company. And they took from that company a billion dollars. A billion. Three people – three people took a billion dollars. What were they gonna do, start their own space program? ‘Let’s send the monkey to Mars, Dad!’
I’m just a pretty regular dad.
I think my dad is a lot cooler than other dads. He still acts like he’s still 17.
My dad says I could sing before I could talk, if that’s possible. I was always humming and things like that.
I once said to my father, when I was a boy, ‘Dad we need a third political party.’ He said to me, ‘I’ll settle for a second.’