Quotes by Woody Allen

If my films don’t show a profit, I know I’m doing something right.

Right now it’s only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Marriage is the death of hope.

Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d come in and sink my boats.

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it’s the government.

I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.