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I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
Time is nature’s way of keeping everything from happening at once.
Most of the time I don’t have much fun. The rest of the time I don’t have any fun at all.
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
As the poet said, ‘Only God can make a tree,’ probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
I am two with nature.