Quotes by Wilson Mizner

The most efficient water power in the world – women’s tears.

To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you’re in.

Art is science made clear.

I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.

God help those who do not help themselves.

Failure has gone to his head.

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found.