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Don’t gamble take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
If I studied all my life, I couldn’t think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
I’m not a real movie star. I’ve still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
So live that you wouldn’t be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.