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If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don’t get wet you can keep.
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don’t they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
People are getting smarter nowadays they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.
Why don’t they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.