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It’s morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
Sleep – the most beautiful experience in life – except drink.
Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she’ll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
Show me a great actor and I’ll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you’ve seen the devil.
I like children – fried.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.