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I think God’s going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.
I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side.
I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.
What’s another word for Thesaurus?
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I’m gone.
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I’m the only one moving.