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When you hire that first person, then you’re a boss. You’ve got performance reviews. You’ve got complaints about not making enough money. You’ve got people who are just going to sell your story to the tabloids.
We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.
It doesn’t take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.
The greenest home is the one you don’t build. If you really want to save the Earth, move in with another family and share a house that’s already built. Better yet, live in the forest and eat whatever the squirrels don’t want.
Home is pretty utopian.
Obviously there’s not much options when you’re a cartoonist – you pretty much either work at home or rent an office I guess, and working at home just seems easier.
Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
I think ‘Dilbert’ will remain popular as long as employees are frustrated and they fear the consequences of complaining too loudly. ‘Dilbert’ is the designated voice of discontent for the workplace. I never planned it that way. It just happened.
The only risk of failure is promotion.
Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.