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There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.
Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.
When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.