Quotes by Ron White

But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It’s like anything else. It’s a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.

People are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I’m a workaholic.

I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.

You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.

The next time you have a thought… let it go.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

I’ve got a great cigar collection – it’s actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn’t going to smoke every last one of ’em.

I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.

I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.

I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that’s all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.