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I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don’t even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.
My Vegas act is how I make my money.
Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it’s quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – they’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office was full of portraits by Picasso.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can’t decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love. I’d stepped in it a few times.
There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.