Quotes by Quentin Crisp

Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.

It is not the simple statement of facts that ushers in freedom it is the constant repetition of them that has this liberating effect. Tolerance is the result not of enlightenment, but of boredom.

If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style.

Manners are love in a cool climate.

For an introvert his environment is himself and can never be subject to startling or unforeseen change.