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Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you.
The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all.
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.