Quotes by Mason Cooley

Who would not give up wit for power and beauty?

Money: power at its most liquid.

The power of lying is much less than the power of what is not to be discussed.

Office politics are bloody-minded, but weak on content.

Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it.

A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats.

Even cats grow lonely and anxious.

The only peace is being out of earshot.

Psychology keeps trying to vindicate human nature. History keeps undermining the effort.

To understand someone, find out how he spends his money.