Quotes by Mason Cooley

Good parties create a temporary youthfulness.

Women encourage men to be childish, then scold them.

At sixty, I know little more about wisdom than I did at thirty, but I know a great deal more about folly.

The wisdom of age: don’t stop walking.

If you call failures experiments, you can put them in your resume and claim them as achievements.

I read less and less. I have not forgiven books for their failure to tell me the truth and make me happy.

Irony regards every simple truth as a challenge.

Only the broken-hearted know the truth about love.

Travelers never think that they are the foreigners.

I’m being treated like a sex object, cried the lady. No matter. I will take care of it, said Time soothingly.