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Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.
Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow there is no humor in Heaven.
Lord save us all from a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms.
The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.
There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one – keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy.
I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.
My books are like water those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water.