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Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress but I repeat myself.
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
If it’s your job to eat a frog, it’s best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it’s your job to eat two frogs, it’s best to eat the biggest one first.
We have the best government that money can buy.
Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it.
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
The Christian’s Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes.