Quotes by Mark Twain

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.

A man’s character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.

It is not best that we should all think alike it is a difference of opinion that makes horse races.

Prosperity is the best protector of principle.

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.

When angry, count to four when very angry, swear.

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.