Quotes by Lucille Ball

You see much more of your children once they leave home.

I’m not funny. What I am is brave.

I hate failure and that divorce was a Number One failure in my eyes. It was the worst period of my life. Neither Desi nor I have been the same since, physically or mentally.

I will never do another TV series. It couldn’t top I Love Lucy, and I’d be foolish to try. In this business, you have to know when to get off.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.