Quotes by Louis C. K.

America’s a family. We all yell at each other. It all works out.

I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what you’re good at.

It’s more fun to experience things when you don’t know what’s going to happen.

I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a time. It’s like old computers that had small memory chips, they would do something called swapping, where they would fill the memory with one task, do it and get it out.

To me, art supplies are always okay to buy.

It’s kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody’s looking at me.