Quotes by Lily Tomlin

Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?

You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.

We’re all in this alone.

Remember we’re all in this alone.