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Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
A man doesn’t know what he knows until he knows what he doesn’t know.
If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three.
You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.
The great question is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with failure.
Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.
Going to church doesn’t make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car.
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn’t happen today.
Speak when you are angry – and you’ll make the best speech you’ll ever regret.