It’s better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.
Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.
Men now monopolize the upper levels… depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence.
Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.