Quotes by Jonathan Winters

I couldn’t wait for success, so I went ahead without it.

My mother and father were very strange people. They tried to be funny which is always very sad to me.

Well, the most terrible fear that anybody should have is not war, is not a disease, not cancer or heart problems or food poisoning – it’s a man or a woman without a sense of humor.

I was always an observer, even as a child. I could be satisfied to sit in a car for 3 hours and just look at the street go by while my mother went shopping.