I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone but sometimes it is a great relief.